He who laugheth too much, hath the nature of a fool; he that laugheth not at all, hath the nature of an old cat.

—Thomas Fuller, 1732

Jests and scoffs do lessen majesty and greatness and should be far from great personages and men of wisdom.

—Henry Peacham, 1622

Some things are privileged from jest—namely, religion, matters of state, great persons, all men’s present business of importance, and any case that deserves pity.

—Francis Bacon, 1597

Jokes are grievances.

—Marshall McLuhan, 1969

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

—Marty Feldman, 1969

Wit enables us to act rudely with impunity.

—La Rochefoucauld, 1678

It is easy to distinguish between the joking that reflects good breeding and that which is coarse—the one, if aired at an apposite moment of mental relaxation, is becoming in the most serious of men, whereas the other is unworthy of any free person, if the content is indecent or the expression obscene.

—Cicero, c. 44 BC

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

—George Eliot, 1876

I said of laughter, “It is mad,” and of pleasure, “What use is it?”

—Book of Ecclesiastes, 225 BC

A joke is at most a temporary rebellion against virtue, and its aim is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded.

—George Orwell, 1945

Jesters do oft prove prophets.

—William Shakespeare, c. 1605

Laughter almost ever cometh of things most disproportioned to ourselves and nature. Laughter hath only a scornful tickling.

—Philip Sidney, 1582

No man ever distinguished himself who could not bear to be laughed at.

—Maria Edgeworth, 1809

A jest breaks no bones.

—Samuel Johnson, 1781

There is nothing sillier than a silly laugh.

—Catullus, c. 60 BC

Laughter always arises from a gaiety of disposition, absolutely incompatible with contempt and indignation.

—Voltaire, 1736

Big head, little wit.

—French proverb

I used to think that everyone was just being funny. But now I don’t know. I mean, how can you tell?

—Andy Warhol, 1970