Lapham’s Quarterly

The Revolution is made by man, but man must forge his revolutionary spirit from day to day.

Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.

My people and I have come to an agreement that satisfies us both. They are to say what they please, and I am to do what I please.

Envy is the basis of democracy.

All the ills of democracy can be cured by more democracy.

I shall be an autocrat: that’s my trade. And the good Lord will forgive me: that’s his.

There is nothing more tyrannical than a strong popular feeling among a democratic people.

Out of the crooked timber of humanity no straight thing was ever made.

Written laws are like spiderwebs: they will catch, it is true, the weak and poor but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful.

You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.

No human life, not even the life of a hermit, is possible without a world which directly or indirectly testifies to the presence of other human beings.

He may be a patriot for Austria, but the question is whether he is a patriot for me.

An appeal to the reason of the people has never been known to fail in the long run.

Whether for good or evil, it is sadly inevitable that all political leadership requires the artifices of theatrical illusion. In the politics of a democracy, the shortest distance between two points is often a crooked line.

A real leader is somebody who can help us overcome the limitations of our own individual laziness and selfishness and weakness and fear and get us to do better, harder things than we can get ourselves to do on our own.

I am invariably of the politics of the people at whose table I sit, or beneath whose roof I sleep.

I’m president of the United States, and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli!

Sic semper tyrannis! The South is avenged.

Television has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable.

Why has the government been instituted at all? Because the passions of men will not conform to the dictates of reason and justice without constraint.

I work for a government I despise for ends I think criminal.

The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all.

It is impossible to tell which of the two dispositions we find in men is more harmful in a republic, that which seeks to maintain an established position or that which has none but seeks to acquire it.

Politics, n. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.

Every country has the government it deserves.

People revere the Constitution yet know so little about it—and that goes for some of my fellow senators.

The U.S. presidency is a Tudor monarchy plus telephones.

A riot is at bottom the language of the unheard.

You should never have your best trousers on when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.

On the loftiest throne in the world, we still sit only on our own rump.

Do that which consists in taking no action, and order will prevail.

The more corrupt the republic, the more numerous the laws.

The most hateful torment for men is to have knowledge of everything but power over nothing.

The best of all rulers is but a shadowy presence to his subjects.

Natural rights is simple nonsense: natural and imprescriptible rights, rhetorical nonsense—nonsense upon stilts.

What, to the American slave, is your Fourth of July? I answer: a day that reveals to him, more than all other days in the year, the gross injustice and cruelty to which he is the constant victim. To him your celebration is a sham.

Treaties, you see, are like girls and roses: they last while they last.

The vice presidency isn’t worth a pitcher of warm piss.

In politics, what begins in fear usually ends in folly.

You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.

No free man shall be taken or imprisoned or dispossessed or outlawed or exiled, or in any way destroyed, nor will we go upon him, nor will we send against him except by the lawful judgment of his peers or by the law of the land.

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on the support of Paul.

I say violence is necessary. It is as American as cherry pie.

Politics is the art of the possible.

O citizens, first acquire wealth; you can practice virtue afterward.

I am no courtesan, nor moderator, nor tribune, nor defender of the people: I am myself the people.

The first requirement of a statesman is that he be dull.

What experience and history teach is this—that nations and governments have never learned anything from history or acted upon any lessons they might have drawn from it.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Let him who desires peace prepare for war.

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

There is no method by which men can be both free and equal.

The spirit of liberty is the spirit which is not too sure it is right.

Every communist must grasp the truth: “Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.”

If you must take care that your opinions do not differ in the least from those of the person with whom you are talking, you might just as well be alone.

The affairs of the world are no more than so much trickery, and a man who toils for money or honor or whatever else in deference to the wishes of others, rather than because his own desire or needs lead him to do so, will always be a fool.

It is a certain sign of a wise government and proceeding, when it can hold men’s hearts by hopes, when it cannot by satisfaction.

To be turned from one’s course by men’s opinions, by blame, and by misrepresentation shows a man unfit to hold office.