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Articles of Faith

A price list for the observant.

Head
Jewish yarmulke $9.95
Islamic hijab $2.95
   
Forehead
Hindu bindi (7-pack) $3.99
Leather-strapped Jewish tefillin $385.00
   
Neck
Wiccan pentagram $13.99
4K white-gold diamond Christian cross necklace $237.99
   
Wrists
WWJD (What Would Jesus Do) adjustable wristband $4.99
Red satin-string Kabbalah bracelet with 9K golden Hamsa charm for good luck $39.99
   
Fingers
14K white-gold Christian chastity ring $145.00
Tibetan Buddhist “Om Mani Padme Hum” sterling silver and gold prayer-wheel ring $59.00
   
Body
Hemp-hooded Maharishi robe $581.70
Custom-made American Indian buckskin dress $385.00
   
Legs
Polynesian Etua tattoo of tortoise offering protection from the gods $300.00
Plaid pleated Catholic schoolgirl’s skirt $12.99
   
Feet
Our Lady of Guadalupe canvas shoes $60.00
Bare feet for Buddhist meditation $0.00