And your very flesh shall be a great poem.

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which force of habit has made permanent.

The human body is the best picture of the human soul.

Your body is the church where nature asks to be reverenced.

My face looks like a wedding cake left out in the rain.

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one’s arms around a side of beef.

One’s body, hair, and skin are a gift from one’s parents—do not dare to allow them to be harmed.

If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I’m going to go have the stuff tucked or plucked.

All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.

The body is an instrument which only gives off music when it is used as a body.

There is only one antidote to mental suffering and that is physical pain.

To lose confidence in one’s body is to lose confidence in oneself.