Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Celibacy goes deeper than the flesh.

Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one’s arms around a side of beef.

The body is an instrument which only gives off music when it is used as a body.

O flesh, flesh, how art thou fishified!

There is only one antidote to mental suffering and that is physical pain.

To lose confidence in one’s body is to lose confidence in oneself.

Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond.

To know intense joy without a strong bodily frame, one must have an enthusiastic soul.

If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I’m going to go have the stuff tucked or plucked.

If I had the use of my body I would throw it out of the window.

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which force of habit has made permanent.

The enlightened man says: I am body entirely and nothing beside.