The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which force of habit has made permanent.

Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one’s arms around a side of beef.

Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond.

If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I’m going to go have the stuff tucked or plucked.

To lose confidence in one’s body is to lose confidence in oneself.

O flesh, flesh, how art thou fishified!

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul.

The body is an instrument which only gives off music when it is used as a body.

Shame on the soul, to falter on the road of life while the body still perseveres.

All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.

Every man must descend into the flesh to meet mankind.

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

As the saying goes, an old woman is always uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb.