Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Your body is the church where nature asks to be reverenced.

All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.

Flesh was the reason why oil painting was invented.

The enlightened man says: I am body entirely and nothing beside.

To lose confidence in one’s body is to lose confidence in oneself.

Celibacy goes deeper than the flesh.

If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I’m going to go have the stuff tucked or plucked.

The body is an instrument which only gives off music when it is used as a body.

Very shy people don’t even want to take up the space that their body actually takes up.

Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one’s arms around a side of beef.

Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond.

I know I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king.