What are men anyway but balloons on legs, a lot of blown-up bladders?

All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.

To know intense joy without a strong bodily frame, one must have an enthusiastic soul.

Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond.

If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I’m going to go have the stuff tucked or plucked.

Your body is the church where nature asks to be reverenced.

Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one’s arms around a side of beef.

Celibacy goes deeper than the flesh.

The body is an instrument which only gives off music when it is used as a body.

The world is made of the very stuff of the body.

One’s body, hair, and skin are a gift from one’s parents—do not dare to allow them to be harmed.

It hurts to watch the fluency of a body acclimated to its shackling.

To lose confidence in one’s body is to lose confidence in oneself.