What are men anyway but balloons on legs, a lot of blown-up bladders?

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one’s arms around a side of beef.

Very shy people don’t even want to take up the space that their body actually takes up.

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which force of habit has made permanent.

My face looks like a wedding cake left out in the rain.

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul.

As the saying goes, an old woman is always uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb.

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

Shame on the soul, to falter on the road of life while the body still perseveres.

If I had the use of my body I would throw it out of the window.

I know I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king.

Every man must descend into the flesh to meet mankind.