Flesh was the reason why oil painting was invented.

Celibacy goes deeper than the flesh.

Your body is the church where nature asks to be reverenced.

Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one’s arms around a side of beef.

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.

O flesh, flesh, how art thou fishified!

As the saying goes, an old woman is always uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb.

Shame on the soul, to falter on the road of life while the body still perseveres.

If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I’m going to go have the stuff tucked or plucked.

What are men anyway but balloons on legs, a lot of blown-up bladders?

The body is an instrument which only gives off music when it is used as a body.

The enlightened man says: I am body entirely and nothing beside.