To lose confidence in one’s body is to lose confidence in oneself.

There is only one antidote to mental suffering and that is physical pain.

I know I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king.

All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul.

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

The body is an instrument which only gives off music when it is used as a body.

Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one’s arms around a side of beef.

Celibacy goes deeper than the flesh.

What are men anyway but balloons on legs, a lot of blown-up bladders?

And your very flesh shall be a great poem.

Very shy people don’t even want to take up the space that their body actually takes up.

My face looks like a wedding cake left out in the rain.