If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I’m going to go have the stuff tucked or plucked.

To know intense joy without a strong bodily frame, one must have an enthusiastic soul.

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

It hurts to watch the fluency of a body acclimated to its shackling.

If I had the use of my body I would throw it out of the window.

I know I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king.

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which force of habit has made permanent.

Your body is the church where nature asks to be reverenced.

Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one’s arms around a side of beef.

As the saying goes, an old woman is always uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb.

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul.

The human body is the best picture of the human soul.

My face looks like a wedding cake left out in the rain.