My face looks like a wedding cake left out in the rain.

If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I’m going to go have the stuff tucked or plucked.

The body is an instrument which only gives off music when it is used as a body.

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

It hurts to watch the fluency of a body acclimated to its shackling.

Your body is the church where nature asks to be reverenced.

What are men anyway but balloons on legs, a lot of blown-up bladders?

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

I know I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king.

The body says what words cannot.

Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond.

If I had the use of my body I would throw it out of the window.

Every man must descend into the flesh to meet mankind.