O flesh, flesh, how art thou fishified!

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Shame on the soul, to falter on the road of life while the body still perseveres.

Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one’s arms around a side of beef.

Your body is the church where nature asks to be reverenced.

My face looks like a wedding cake left out in the rain.

To lose confidence in one’s body is to lose confidence in oneself.

If I had the use of my body I would throw it out of the window.

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul.

All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.

If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I’m going to go have the stuff tucked or plucked.

To know intense joy without a strong bodily frame, one must have an enthusiastic soul.

The human body is the best picture of the human soul.