Charts & Graphs

Choose Your Educator

An alignment chart of teachers from classic children’s literature.

ScalesLawful Minus sign inside red circleNeutral Chaos starChaotic
Halo
Good
LAWFUL GOOD
The Giver

From
Lois Lowry’s The Giver (1993)

Burdened by the secrets of his seemingly utopian society, the elderly memory keeper known as the Giver helps his trainee, Jonas, escape to a freer future, but stays behind himself.
NEUTRAL GOOD
Miss Edmunds

From
Katherine Paterson’s Bridge to Terabithia (1977)

Learning that an impromptu trip to the National Gallery is the first time her student Jess has ever been to a museum, art teacher Miss Edmunds is overcome. “My life has been worthwhile after all,” she says.
CHAOTIC GOOD
Ms. Frizzle

From
Joanna Cole and Bruce Degen’s Magic School Bus series (1985–2010)

Ms. Frizzle teaches her students about the world with the help of a supernatural school bus. “Take chances,” she advises, “make mistakes, and get messy!”
Minus sign inside a circle
Neutral
LAWFUL NEUTRAL
Mr. Ratburn

From
Marc Brown’s Arthur series (1976–2011)

Equal parts loved and feared by his students, Mr. Ratburn is known for giving the hardest tests but also for encouraging children.
TRUE NEUTRAL
Miss Wormwood

From
Bill Watterson’s Calvin and Hobbes (1985–95)

“Miss Wormwood believes in the value of education,” comic creator Watterson has said of hyperactive Calvin’s first-grade teacher. “Needless to say she’s an unhappy person.”
CHAOTIC NEUTRAL
Haymitch Abernathy

From
Suzanne Collins’ Hunger Games series (2008–10)

“Stay alive” is gruff coach Haymitch’s only advice to protégés Katniss and Peeta as they prepare to fight to the death on live television.
Devil horns
Evil
LAWFUL EVIL
Dolores Umbridge

From
J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2003)

A career bureaucrat turned Hogwarts professor, Umbridge quashes dissent by forcing students to write lines with a magic quill that uses blood instead of ink.
NEUTRAL EVIL
Miss Trunchbull

From
Roald Dahl’s Matilda (1988)

“Nauseating little warts,” Miss Trunchbull, the headmistress of Crunchem Hall, says as first grader Matilda and her classmates arrive at school, unaware that they will soon be sadistically punished for infractions such as wearing pigtails.
CHAOTIC EVIL
Mrs. Gorf

From
Louis Sachar’s Sideways Stories from Wayside School (1978)

“If you children are bad,” Mrs. Gorf tells her students, “I’ll wiggle my ears, stick out my tongue, and turn you into apples!” By the end of the week, she has.