Some things are privileged from jest—namely, religion, matters of state, great persons, all men’s present business of importance, and any case that deserves pity.

Laughter almost ever cometh of things most disproportioned to ourselves and nature. Laughter hath only a scornful tickling.

There is nothing sillier than a silly laugh.

Wit enables us to act rudely with impunity.

Laughter always arises from a gaiety of disposition, absolutely incompatible with contempt and indignation.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

He who laugheth too much, hath the nature of a fool; he that laugheth not at all, hath the nature of an old cat.

I used to think that everyone was just being funny. But now I don’t know. I mean, how can you tell?

No man ever distinguished himself who could not bear to be laughed at.

I said of laughter, “It is mad,” and of pleasure, “What use is it?”

A jest breaks no bones.

Jests and scoffs do lessen majesty and greatness and should be far from great personages and men of wisdom.

A joke is at most a temporary rebellion against virtue, and its aim is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded.