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If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I’m going to go have the stuff tucked or plucked.

—Dolly Parton, 2003

What hath night to do with sleep?

—John Milton, 1637

Whatsoever is, is in God.

—Benedict de Spinoza, 1677

A good dog, sir, deserves a good bone.

—Ben Jonson, 1633

The self is like an infant: given free rein, it craves to suckle.

—al-Busiri, c. 1250

Some to the common pulpits, and cry out / “Liberty, freedom, and enfranchisement!”

—William Shakespeare, c. 1599

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from.

—Cormac McCarthy, 2005

A merchant may, perhaps, be a man of an enlarged mind, but there is nothing in trade connected with an enlarged mind.

—Samuel Johnson, 1773

No one gossips about other people’s secret virtues.

—Bertrand Russell, 1961

I prefer liberty with unquiet to slavery with quiet.

—Sallust, c. 35 BC

Sick, irritated, and the prey to a thousand discomforts, I go on with my labor like a true workingman, who, with sleeves rolled up, in the sweat of his brow, beats away at his anvil, not caring whether it rains or blows, hails or thunders.

—Gustave Flaubert, 1845

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

—Marty Feldman, 1969

If people think Nature is their friend, then they sure don’t need an enemy.

—Kurt Vonnegut, 1988