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No human being is innocent, but there is a class of innocent human actions called games.

—W.H. Auden, 1962

Imitate the ass in his love to his master.

—St. John Chrysostom, c. 388

Be a good animal, true to your animal instincts.

—D.H. Lawrence, 1911

The basis of optimism is sheer terror.

—Oscar Wilde, 1891

I was born without knowing why, I have lived without knowing why, and I am dying without either knowing why or how.

—Pierre Gassendi, 1655

When one has a famishing thirst for happiness, one is apt to gulp down diversions wherever they are offered.

—Alice Hegan Rice, 1917

Whoever gulps down wine as a horse gulps down water is called a Scythian.

—Athenaeus, c. 230

Let my epitaph be, “Here lies Joseph, who failed in everything he undertook.”

—Holy Roman Emperor Joseph II, 1790

The only evidence, so far as I know, about another life is, first, that we have no evidence; and, secondly, that we are rather sorry that we have not, and wish we had.

—Robert G. Ingersoll, 1879

Good fortune is light as a feather, but nobody knows how to hold it up. Misfortune is heavy as the earth, but nobody knows how to stay out of its way.

—Zhuangzi, c. 300 BC

The most socially subversive institution of our time is the one-parent family.

—Paul Johnson, 1989

In its function, the power to punish is not essentially different from that of curing or educating.

—Michel Foucault, 1975

Possessions, outward success, publicity, luxury—to me these have always been contemptible. I believe that a simple and unassuming manner of life is best for everyone, best both for the body and the mind.

—Albert Einstein, 1931