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I have given up considering happiness as relevant.

—Edward Gorey, 1974

How sad a sight is human happiness to those whose thoughts can pierce beyond an hour!

—Edward Young, 1741

We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.

—Anna Sewell, 1877

A riot is at bottom the language of the unheard.

—Martin Luther King Jr., c. 1967

If it were not for the intellectual snobs who pay in solid cash—the tribute which philistinism owes to culture, the arts would perish with their starving practitioners. Let us thank heaven for hypocrisy.

—Aldous Huxley, 1926

Labor is no disgrace.

—Hesiod, c. 700 BC

Superstitions are habits rather than beliefs.

—Marlene Dietrich, 1962

When the abbot throws the dice, the whole convent will play.

—Martin Luther, c. 1540

A Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy till they die!

—Philip Roth, 1969

I have always been of the mind that in a democracy, manners are the only effective weapons against the bowie knife.

—James Russell Lowell, 1873

Men, my dear, are very queer animals—a mixture of horse nervousness, ass stubbornness, and camel malice.

—T. H. Huxley, 1895

These useless men ought to be cut up and served at a banquet. I really believe that athletes have less intelligence than swine.

—Dio Chrysostom, c. 95

No poems can please long, nor live, that are written by water drinkers.

—Horace, 35 BC