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When one has a famishing thirst for happiness, one is apt to gulp down diversions wherever they are offered.

—Alice Hegan Rice, 1917

Honest commerce is the great civilizer. We exchange ideas when we exchange fabrics.

—Robert G. Ingersoll, 1882

God writes the Gospel not in the Bible alone, but on trees and flowers and clouds and stars.

—Martin Luther

The Founding Fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called an education. School is where you go between when your parents can’t take you and industry can’t take you. 

—John Updike, 1963

Happiness is a warm puppy.

—Charles Schulz, 1971

Nature is the art of God.

—Thomas Browne, 1635

Big head, little wit.

—French proverb

This is not a clash between civilizations. It is a clash about civilization.

—Tony Blair, 2006

Inventor, n. A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers, and springs and believes it civilization.

—Ambrose Bierce, 1911

A self-made man is one who believes in luck and sends his son to Oxford.

—Christina Stead, 1938

Let the people think they govern, and they will be governed.

—William Penn, 1693

The gods play games with men as balls.

—Plautus, c. 200 BC

Jesters do oft prove prophets.

—William Shakespeare, c. 1605