No man ever distinguished himself who could not bear to be laughed at.

Laughter always arises from a gaiety of disposition, absolutely incompatible with contempt and indignation.

Jests and scoffs do lessen majesty and greatness and should be far from great personages and men of wisdom.

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

I used to think that everyone was just being funny. But now I don’t know. I mean, how can you tell?