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I don’t believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

—Woody Allen, 1971

Death and vulgarity are the only two facts in the nineteenth century that one cannot explain away.

—Oscar Wilde, 1891

Man has here two and a half minutes—one to smile, one to sigh, and half a one to love; for in the midst of this minute he dies.

—Jean Paul, 1795

Under the wide and starry sky, / Dig the grave and let me lie.

—Robert Louis Stevenson, 1887

The life of the dead consists in the recollection cherished of them by the living.

—Marcus Tullius Cicero, 43 BC

Is this dying? Is this all? Is this all that I feared when I prayed against a hard death? Oh, I can bear this! I can bear it!

—Cotton Mather, 1728

Can we not live without pleasure, who cannot but with pleasure die?

—Tertullian, c. 215

Epitaph, n. An inscription on a tomb, showing that virtues acquired by death have a retroactive effect.

—Ambrose Bierce, 1906

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

—Thomas Hobbes, 1679

Anyone who’s never watched somebody die is suffering from a pretty bad case of virginity.

—John Osborne, 1956

You are dust, and to dust you shall return.

—Book of Genesis, c. 800 BC

There never is absolute birth nor complete death, in the strict sense, consisting in the separation of the soul from the body. What we call births are developments and growths, while what we call deaths are envelopments and diminutions.

—Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz, 1714

Death keeps no calendar.

—George Herbert, 1640