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I don’t believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

—Woody Allen, 1971

If a parricide is more wicked than anyone who commits homicide—because he kills not merely a man but a near relative—without doubt worse still is he who kills himself, because there is none nearer to a man than himself. 

—Saint Augustine, c. 420

Imagine a number of men in chains, all under sentence of death, some of whom are each day butchered in the sight of the others; those remaining see their own condition in that of their fellows and, looking at each other with grief and despair, await their turn. This is an image of the human condition.

—Blaise Pascal, 1669

When a man dies, and his kin are glad of it, they say, “He is better off.”

—Edgar Watson Howe, 1911

To desire immortality for the individual is really the same as wanting to perpetuate an error forever.

—Arthur Schopenhauer, 1819

Drive your cart and your plow over the bones of the dead.

—William Blake, c. 1790

I am not resigned to the shutting away of loving hearts in the hard ground.

—Edna St. Vincent Millay, 1928

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

—Thomas Hobbes, 1679

Life is a farce, and should not end with a mourning scene.

—Horace Walpole, 1784

I imagined it was more difficult to die. 

—Louis XIV, 1715

If a man will observe as he walks the streets, I believe he will find the merriest countenances in mourning coaches.

—Jonathan Swift, 1706

I was born without knowing why, I have lived without knowing why, and I am dying without either knowing why or how.

—Pierre Gassendi, 1655

Nobody, sir, dies willingly.

—Antiphanes, c. 370 BC