Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals—except the weasel.
—The Simpsons, 1993Quotes
An ape will be an ape, though clad in purple.
—Erasmus, 1511It is remarkable that only small birds properly sing.
—Charles Darwin, 1871Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
—Alexander Pope, 1709Go to the ant, you lazybones; consider its ways, and be wise.
—Book of Proverbs, c. 350 BCAnimals are in possession of themselves; their soul is in possession of their body. But they have no right to their life, because they do not will it.
—Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, 1821How like to us is that filthy beast the ape.
—Cicero, 45 BCMan is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to solve and from which he cannot escape.
—Erich Fromm, 1947Alas! We are ridiculous animals.
—Horace Walpole, 1777Man is no man, but a wolf, to a stranger.
—Plautus, c. 200 BCMan, when perfected, is the best of animals, but when separated from law and justice, he is the worst of all.
—Aristotle, c. 350 BCAnimals are good to think with.
—Claude Lévi-Strauss, 1962We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.
—Anna Sewell, 1877