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Do you not see how God is praised by those in the heavens and those on earth? The very birds praised Him as they wing their way.

—The Qur’an, c. 620

Alas! We are ridiculous animals.

—Horace Walpole, 1777

What delight can there be, and not rather displeasure, in hearing the barking and howling of dogs? Or what greater pleasure is there to be felt when a dog followeth a hare than when a dog followeth a dog?

—Thomas More, 1516

In every man is a wild beast; most of them don’t know how to hold it back, and the majority give it full rein when they are not restrained by terror of law.

—Frederick the Great, 1759

How like to us is that filthy beast the ape.

—Cicero, 45 BC

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals—except the weasel.

—The Simpsons, 1993

Keep running after a dog, and he will never bite you.

—François Rabelais, 1535

Man is a troublesome animal and therefore is not very manageable.

—Plato, c. 349 BC

Happiness is a warm puppy.

—Charles Schulz, 1971

Every creature in the world is like a book and a picture, to us, and a mirror.

—Alain de Lille, c. 1200

The elephant, although a gross beast, is yet the most decent and most sensible of any other upon earth. Although he never changes his female, and hath so tender a love for her whom he hath chosen, yet he never couples with her but at the end of every three years, and then only for the space of five days.

—St. Francis de Sales, 1609

Men, my dear, are very queer animals—a mixture of horse nervousness, ass stubbornness, and camel malice.

—T. H. Huxley, 1895

Man is no man, but a wolf, to a stranger.

—Plautus, c. 200 BC