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An ape will be an ape, though clad in purple.

—Erasmus, 1511

Keep running after a dog, and he will never bite you.

—François Rabelais, 1535

In every man is a wild beast; most of them don’t know how to hold it back, and the majority give it full rein when they are not restrained by terror of law.

—Frederick the Great, 1759

When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.

—Winston Churchill, 1945

Man is no man, but a wolf, to a stranger.

—Plautus, c. 200 BC

The fox knows lots of tricks, the hedgehog only one—but it’s a winner.

—Archilochus, c. 650 BC

Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.

—William Hazlitt, 1819

Be a good animal, true to your animal instincts.

—D.H. Lawrence, 1911

Go to the ant, you lazybones; consider its ways, and be wise.

—Book of Proverbs, c. 350 BC

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals—except the weasel.

—The Simpsons, 1993

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.

—Alexander Pope, 1709

I hate the sight of monkeys; they remind me so of poor relations.

—Henry Luttrell, 1820

Animals are such agreeable friends—they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.

—George Eliot, 1857