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Animals are such agreeable friends—they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.

—George Eliot, 1857

I do not mean to call an elephant a vulgar animal, but if you think about him carefully, you will find that his nonvulgarity consists in such gentleness as is possible to elephantine nature—not in his insensitive hide, nor in his clumsy foot, but in the way he will lift his foot if a child lies in his way; and in his sensitive trunk, and still more sensitive mind, and capability of pique on points of honor.

—John Ruskin, 1860

There be beasts that, at a year old, observe more, and pursue that which is for their good more prudently, than a child can do at ten.

—Thomas Hobbes, 1651

The fox knows lots of tricks, the hedgehog only one—but it’s a winner.

—Archilochus, c. 650 BC

Alas! We are ridiculous animals.

—Horace Walpole, 1777

Be a good animal, true to your animal instincts.

—D.H. Lawrence, 1911

How like to us is that filthy beast the ape.

—Cicero, 45 BC

Imitate the ass in his love to his master.

—St. John Chrysostom, c. 388

What delight can there be, and not rather displeasure, in hearing the barking and howling of dogs? Or what greater pleasure is there to be felt when a dog followeth a hare than when a dog followeth a dog?

—Thomas More, 1516

Men, my dear, are very queer animals—a mixture of horse nervousness, ass stubbornness, and camel malice.

—T. H. Huxley, 1895

Man is a noble animal, splendid in ashes and pompous in the grave.

—Thomas Browne, 1658

Every creature in the world is like a book and a picture, to us, and a mirror.

—Alain de Lille, c. 1200

Life is no way to treat an animal.

—Kurt Vonnegut, 2005