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Animals are good to think with.

—Claude Lévi-Strauss, 1962

A good dog, sir, deserves a good bone.

—Ben Jonson, 1633

A bull contents himself with one meadow, and one forest is enough for a thousand elephants; but the little body of a man devours more than all other living creatures.

—Seneca the Younger, c. 64

Every creature in the world is like a book and a picture, to us, and a mirror.

—Alain de Lille, c. 1200

Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.

—William Hazlitt, 1819

Alas! We are ridiculous animals.

—Horace Walpole, 1777

Keep running after a dog, and he will never bite you.

—François Rabelais, 1535

Of all the creatures that breathe and creep on the surface of the earth, none is more to be pitied than man.

—Homer, c. 750 BC

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals—except the weasel.

—The Simpsons, 1993

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.

—Alexander Pope, 1709

Life is no way to treat an animal.

—Kurt Vonnegut, 2005

In every man is a wild beast; most of them don’t know how to hold it back, and the majority give it full rein when they are not restrained by terror of law.

—Frederick the Great, 1759

I do not mean to call an elephant a vulgar animal, but if you think about him carefully, you will find that his nonvulgarity consists in such gentleness as is possible to elephantine nature—not in his insensitive hide, nor in his clumsy foot, but in the way he will lift his foot if a child lies in his way; and in his sensitive trunk, and still more sensitive mind, and capability of pique on points of honor.

—John Ruskin, 1860