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Animals are such agreeable friends—they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.

—George Eliot, 1857

Who sleepeth with dogs shall rise with fleas.

—John Florio, 1578

Every ass thinks himself worthy to stand with the king’s horses.

—Gnomologia, 1732

Imitate the ass in his love to his master.

—St. John Chrysostom, c. 388

Go to the ant, you lazybones; consider its ways, and be wise.

—Book of Proverbs, c. 350 BC

Men, my dear, are very queer animals—a mixture of horse nervousness, ass stubbornness, and camel malice.

—T. H. Huxley, 1895

Man is merely a more perfect animal than the rest. He reasons better.

—Napoleon Bonaparte, 1816

A good dog, sir, deserves a good bone.

—Ben Jonson, 1633

Who hears the fishes when they cry?

—Henry David Thoreau, 1849

Alas! We are ridiculous animals.

—Horace Walpole, 1777

We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.

—Anna Sewell, 1877

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men, but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass.

—Joseph Addison, 1711

Happiness is a warm puppy.

—Charles Schulz, 1971