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I shall be an autocrat: that’s my trade. And the good Lord will forgive me: that’s his.

—Catherine the Great, c. 1796

All the ills of democracy can be cured by more democracy.

—Al Smith, 1933

The U.S. presidency is a Tudor monarchy plus telephones.

—Anthony Burgess, 1972

You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.

—Aristophanes, c. 424 BC

A riot is at bottom the language of the unheard.

—Martin Luther King Jr., c. 1967

I am no courtesan, nor moderator, nor tribune, nor defender of the people: I am myself the people.

—Maximilien Robespierre, 1792

The vice presidency isn’t worth a pitcher of warm piss.

—John Nance Garner, c. 1967

O citizens, first acquire wealth; you can practice virtue afterward.

—Horace, c. 8 BC

The spirit of liberty is the spirit which is not too sure it is right.

—Judge Learned Hand, 1944

Do that which consists in taking no action, and order will prevail.

—Laozi, c. 500 BC

It is impossible to tell which of the two dispositions we find in men is more harmful in a republic, that which seeks to maintain an established position or that which has none but seeks to acquire it.

—Niccolò Machiavelli, c. 1515

My people and I have come to an agreement that satisfies us both. They are to say what they please, and I am to do what I please.

—Frederick the Great, c. 1770

Natural rights is simple nonsense: natural and imprescriptible rights, rhetorical nonsense—nonsense upon stilts.

—Jeremy Bentham, c. 1832