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A Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy till they die!

—Philip Roth, 1969

Nobody, who has not been in the interior of a family, can say what the difficulties of any individual of that family may be.

—Jane Austen, 1815

My father! The sun is my father, and the earth is my mother, and on her bosom I will recline.

—Tecumseh, 1810

The most socially subversive institution of our time is the one-parent family.

—Paul Johnson, 1989

I cannot bear a parent’s tears.

—Virgil, c. 25 BC

Family! Thou art the home of all social evil, a charitable institution for comfortable women, an anchorage for house-fathers, and a hell for children.

—August Strindberg, 1886

The strength of a family, like the strength of an army, is in its loyalty to each other.

—Mario Puzo, 2001

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.

—Quentin Crisp, 1968

Familiarity breeds contempt—and children.

—Mark Twain, c. 1900

Mother died today. Or maybe it was yesterday, I don’t know. 

—Albert Camus, 1942

If parents would only realize how they bore their children!

—George Bernard Shaw, c. 1910

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.

—H.L. Mencken, 1919

It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.

—Friedrich Schiller, 1781