As the family goes, so goes the nation and so goes the whole world in which we live.

Family! Thou art the home of all social evil, a charitable institution for comfortable women, an anchorage for house-fathers, and a hell for children.

To be a successful father… there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.

The family is the test of freedom; because the family is the only thing that the free man makes for himself and by himself.

A Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy till they die!

The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children.

It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.

In peace, children inter their parents; war violates the order of nature and causes parents to inter their children.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.

He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief.

A family’s photograph album is generally about the extended family—and, often, is all that remains of it.

The most socially subversive institution of our time is the one-parent family.

It is impossible to please all the world and one’s father.