Family! Thou art the home of all social evil, a charitable institution for comfortable women, an anchorage for house-fathers, and a hell for children.

I cannot bear a parent’s tears.

A Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy till they die!

To be a successful father… there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.

God is our father, but even more is God our mother.

The root of the kingdom is in the State. The root of the State is in the family. The root of the family is in the person of its Head.

In our family, as far as we are concerned, we were born and what happened before that is myth.

Men are what their mothers made them.

My father! The sun is my father, and the earth is my mother, and on her bosom I will recline.

The most socially subversive institution of our time is the one-parent family.

Every adolescent has that dream every century has that dream every revolutionary has that dream, to destroy the family.