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Familiarity breeds contempt—and children.

—Mark Twain, c. 1900

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.

—H.L. Mencken, 1919

The root of the kingdom is in the State. The root of the State is in the family. The root of the family is in the person of its Head.

—Mencius, c. 270 BC

In peace, children inter their parents; war violates the order of nature and causes parents to inter their children.

—Herodotus, 440 BC

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.

—Quentin Crisp, 1968

The most socially subversive institution of our time is the one-parent family.

—Paul Johnson, 1989

In our family, as far as we are concerned, we were born and what happened before that is myth.

—V.S. Pritchett, 1968

To be a successful father… there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.

—Ernest Hemingway, 1954

It is impossible to please all the world and one’s father.

—Jean de La Fontaine, 1668

He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief.

—Francis Bacon, 1625

God is our father, but even more is God our mother.

—Pope John Paul I, 1978
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