We all have a contract with the public—in us they see themselves, or what they would like to be.

They are trying to make me into a fixed star. I am an irregular planet.

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

I’m afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like celery.

When I do a show, the whole show revolves around me, and if I don’t show up, they can just forget it.

Fame is but the empty noise of madmen.