A miracle drug is any drug that will do what the label says it will do.
—Eric Hodgins, 1964Quotes
All pain is one malady with many names.
—Antiphanes, c. 400 BCI have yet, I believe, some years in store, for I have a good state of health and a happy mind, and I take care of both by nourishing the first with temperance and the latter with abundance. This, I believe, you will allow to be the true philosophy of life.
—Thomas Paine, 1803The best physician is he who can distinguish the possible from the impossible.
—Herophilus, c. 290 BCBe temperate in wine, in eating, girls, and sloth, or the Gout will seize you.
—Benjamin Franklin, 1734Health indeed is a precious thing, to recover and preserve which we undergo any misery, drink bitter potions, freely give our goods—restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee.
—Robert Burton, 1621Let me recommend the best medicine in the world: a long journey, at a mild season, through a pleasant country, in easy stages.
—James Madison, 1794I am dying with the help of too many physicians.
—Alexander the Great, c. 323 BCLet the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself.
—Giorgio Baglivi, c. 1696It is not a case we are treating; it is a living, palpitating, alas, too often suffering fellow creature.
—John Brown, 1904In the name of Hippocrates doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.
—Luis Buñuel, 1983He is the best physician who is the most ingenious inspirer of hope.
—Samuel Taylor Coleridge, 1833Doctors don’t know everything really. They understand matter, not spirit. And you and I live in spirit.
—William Saroyan, 1943