Rewards and punishment are the lowest form of education.
—Zhuangzi, c. 286 BCQuotes
The desire of knowledge, like the thirst of riches, increases ever with the acquisition of it.
—Laurence Sterne, 1760In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
—Mark Twain, 1897What harm is there in getting knowledge and learning, were it from a sot, a pot, a fool, a winter mitten, or an old slipper?
—François Rabelais, 1533A whale ship was my Yale College and my Harvard.
—Herman Melville, 1851Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.
—Joseph Stalin, 1934Real education must ultimately be limited to men who insist on knowing—the rest is mere sheep herding.
—Ezra Pound, 1934The ceaseless, senseless demand for original scholarship in a number of fields, where only erudition is now possible, has led either to sheer irrelevancy, the famous knowing of more and more about less and less, or to the development of a pseudo-scholarship which actually destroys its object.
—Hannah Arendt, 1972Give us the child for eight years and it will be a Bolshevist forever.
—Vladimir Lenin, 1923A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on nonalcoholic wine.
—Karl Kraus, 1909Knowledge is an ancient error reflecting on its youth.
—Francis Picabia, 1949My own experience is that a certain kind of genius among students is best brought out in bed.
—Allen Ginsberg, 1981Anyone who has a child should train him to be either a physicist or a ballet dancer. Then he’ll escape.
—W.H. Auden, 1947