I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

There is no art without Eros. 

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

Once a woman has lost her chastity she will shrink from nothing.