A maid that laughs is half taken.

There is no art without Eros. 

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

Once a woman has lost her chastity she will shrink from nothing.