Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

A maid that laughs is half taken.

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.