Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

Once a woman has lost her chastity she will shrink from nothing.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.