I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

There is no art without Eros. 

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.