I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

A maid that laughs is half taken.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

Once a woman has lost her chastity she will shrink from nothing.

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.