A maid that laughs is half taken.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.