I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

There is no art without Eros. 

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

One may like the love and despise the lover.

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.