What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

A maid that laughs is half taken.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

Once a woman has lost her chastity she will shrink from nothing.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

There is no art without Eros.