Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

One may like the love and despise the lover.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.