Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

A maid that laughs is half taken.

There is no art without Eros. 

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.