Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

One may like the love and despise the lover.

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

A maid that laughs is half taken.