Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

There is no art without Eros.