Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Once a woman has lost her chastity she will shrink from nothing.