Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

A maid that laughs is half taken.

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.