Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

One may like the love and despise the lover.

A maid that laughs is half taken.