Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

One may like the love and despise the lover.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.