I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

A maid that laughs is half taken.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

One may like the love and despise the lover.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.