Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

A maid that laughs is half taken.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.