I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

A maid that laughs is half taken.

Once a woman has lost her chastity she will shrink from nothing.