Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

Once a woman has lost her chastity she will shrink from nothing.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.