No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.