Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

A maid that laughs is half taken.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.