Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.