Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.