Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.