Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

A maid that laughs is half taken.

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.