Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.