A maid that laughs is half taken.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.