A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated has not the art of getting drunk.
—Samuel Johnson, 1779Quotes
If you were to ask me if I’d ever had the bad luck to miss my daily cocktail, I’d have to say that I doubt it; where certain things are concerned, I plan ahead.
—Luis Buñuel, 1983As he brews, so shall he drink.
—Ben Jonson, 1598As far as I can see, the history of experimental art in the twentieth century is intimately bound up with the experience of intoxification.
—Will Self, 1994Drink does not drown care but waters it, and makes it grow faster.
—Benjamin Franklin, 1749The drunken man is a living corpse.
—St. John Chrysostom, c. 390The pleasure we hold in esteem for the course of our lives ought to have a greater share of our time dedicated to it; we should refuse no occasion nor omit any opportunity of drinking, and always have it in our minds.
—Michel de Montaigne, 1580I am sure of this: that if everybody was to drink their bottle a day, there would not be half the disorders in the world there are now.
—Jane Austen, c. 1798My advice to people today is as follows: if you take the game of life seriously, if you take your nervous system seriously, if you take your sense organs seriously, if you take the energy process seriously, you must turn on, tune in, and drop out.
—Timothy Leary, 1966Abstainer, n. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
—Ambrose Bierce, 1906Whoever gulps down wine as a horse gulps down water is called a Scythian.
—Athenaeus, c. 230Alcohol is the monarch of liquids.
—Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, 1825A true German can’t stand the French, / Yet willingly he drinks their wines.
—Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1832