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Whoever gulps down wine as a horse gulps down water is called a Scythian.

—Athenaeus, c. 230

People who’ve drunk neat wine don’t care a damn.

—Hipponax, c. 550 BC

The drunken man is a living corpse.

—St. John Chrysostom, c. 390

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated has not the art of getting drunk.

—Samuel Johnson, 1779

Alcohol is the monarch of liquids.

—Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, 1825

I mean, why on earth (outside sickness and hangovers) aren’t people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the time.

—Jack Kerouac, 1957

That which the sober man keeps in his breast, the drunken man lets out at the lips. Astute people, when they want to ascertain a man’s true character, make him drunk.

—Martin Luther, 1569

Drugs, cataplasms, and whiskey are stupid substitutes for the dignity and potency of divine mind and its efficacy to heal.

—Mary Baker Eddy, 1908

There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.

—Booth Tarkington, 1914

I am sure of this: that if everybody was to drink their bottle a day, there would not be half the disorders in the world there are now.

—Jane Austen, c. 1798

As he brews, so shall he drink.

—Ben Jonson, 1598

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.

—Herman Melville, 1851

As far as I can see, the history of experimental art in the twentieth century is intimately bound up with the experience of intoxification.

—Will Self, 1994