I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
—Mitch Hedberg, 1999Quotes
There was a great deal of drinking among us but little drunkenness. We all seemed to feel that Prohibition was a personal affront and that we had a moral duty to undermine it.
—Elizabeth Anderson, 1969Drunkenness is the very sepulcher / Of man’s wit and his discretion.
—Geoffrey Chaucer, c. 1390Moderation in all things.
—Terence, 166 BCDrugs, cataplasms, and whiskey are stupid substitutes for the dignity and potency of divine mind and its efficacy to heal.
—Mary Baker Eddy, 1908That which the sober man keeps in his breast, the drunken man lets out at the lips. Astute people, when they want to ascertain a man’s true character, make him drunk.
—Martin Luther, 1569Drink does not drown care but waters it, and makes it grow faster.
—Benjamin Franklin, 1749Whoever gulps down wine as a horse gulps down water is called a Scythian.
—Athenaeus, c. 230Sobriety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes.
—William James, 1902To live on a day-to-day basis is insufficient for human beings; we need to transcend, transport, escape; we need meaning, understanding, and explanation.
—Oliver Sacks, 2012People who’ve drunk neat wine don’t care a damn.
—Hipponax, c. 550 BCSex and drugs and rock and roll.
—Ian Dury, 1977Abstainer, n. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
—Ambrose Bierce, 1906