Drink does not drown care but waters it, and makes it grow faster.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

If you were to ask me if I’d ever had the bad luck to miss my daily cocktail, I’d have to say that I doubt it; where certain things are concerned, I plan ahead.

Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.

Drunkenness is the very sepulcher / Of man’s wit and his discretion.

That which the sober man keeps in his breast, the drunken man lets out at the lips. Astute people, when they want to ascertain a man’s true character, make him drunk.

Life isn’t all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman’s education.

There was a great deal of drinking among us but little drunkenness. We all seemed to feel that Prohibition was a personal affront and that we had a moral duty to undermine it.

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated has not the art of getting drunk.

Drink today and drown all sorrow; / You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow.

Sex and drugs and rock and roll.

It is impossible to live pleasurably without living wisely, well, and justly, and impossible to live wisely, well, and justly without living pleasurably.

Alcohol is the monarch of liquids.