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Moderation in all things.

—Terence, 166 BC

People who’ve drunk neat wine don’t care a damn.

—Hipponax, c. 550 BC

Alcohol is the monarch of liquids.

—Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, 1825

Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.

—Saint Augustine, 397

Drink does not drown care but waters it, and makes it grow faster.

—Benjamin Franklin, 1749

The drunken man is a living corpse.

—St. John Chrysostom, c. 390

A true German can’t stand the French, / Yet willingly he drinks their wines.

—Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1832

Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times and in all countries, called in some physical aid to their moral consolations—wine, beer, opium, brandy, or tobacco.

—Edmund Burke, 1795

As far as I can see, the history of experimental art in the twentieth century is intimately bound up with the experience of intoxification.

—Will Self, 1994

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

—Mitch Hedberg, 1999

Whoever gulps down wine as a horse gulps down water is called a Scythian.

—Athenaeus, c. 230

It is impossible to live pleasurably without living wisely, well, and justly, and impossible to live wisely, well, and justly without living pleasurably.

—Epicurus, c. 300 BC

The pleasure we hold in esteem for the course of our lives ought to have a greater share of our time dedicated to it; we should refuse no occasion nor omit any opportunity of drinking, and always have it in our minds.

—Michel de Montaigne, 1580