Fashion, n. A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey.

Vanity of vanities; all is vanity.

From the cradle to the coffin, underwear comes first.

As bad a dresser as I am, anything beats being judged by my character.

A person who sees only fashion in fashion is a fool.

To call a fashion wearable is the kiss of death. No new fashion worth its salt is ever wearable.

The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.

Had Cleopatra’s nose been shorter, the whole face of the world would have changed.

Glamour cannot exist without personal social envy being a common and widespread emotion.

To achieve harmony in bad taste is the height of elegance.

Style is the image of character.

Think rich. Look poor.

It costs a lot to make a person look this cheap.