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I have often repented speaking, but never of holding my tongue.

—Xenocrates, c. 350 BC

He alone who owns the youth gains the future.

—Adolf Hitler, 1935

I have loved justice and hated iniquity: therefore I die in exile.

—Gregory VII, c. 1085

Football causeth fighting, brawling, contention, quarrel picking, murder, homicide and great effusion of bloode, as daily experience teacheth.

—Philip Stubbes, 1583

What water gives, water takes away.

—Portuguese proverb

All pain is one malady with many names.

—Antiphanes, c. 400 BC

If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract—teach him to deduct.

—Fran Lebowitz, 1981

The surest guide to the correctness of the path that women take is joy in the struggle. Revolution is the festival of the oppressed.

—Germaine Greer, 1970

A human being must have occupation, if he or she is not to become a nuisance to the world.

—Dorothy L. Sayers, 1947

A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.

—James Joyce, 1922

If I lose at play, I blaspheme, and if my fellow loses, he blasphemes. So that God is always sure to be the loser.

—John Donne, 1623

Good fortune is light as a feather, but nobody knows how to hold it up. Misfortune is heavy as the earth, but nobody knows how to stay out of its way.

—Zhuangzi, c. 300 BC

I used to think that everyone was just being funny. But now I don’t know. I mean, how can you tell?

—Andy Warhol, 1970