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If you wish to avoid foreign collision, you had better abandon the ocean.

—Henry Clay, 1812

The self is like an infant: given free rein, it craves to suckle.

—al-Busiri, c. 1250

When they shout “Long live progress,” always ask, “Progress of what?”

—Stanisław Jerzy Lec, 1957

Happiness is a warm puppy.

—Charles Schulz, 1971

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world.

—Arthur Schopenhauer, 1851

Speak and speed; the close mouth catches no flies.

—Benjamin Franklin, c. 1732

The chief merit of language is clearness, and we know that nothing detracts so much from this as do unfamiliar terms.

—Galen, c. 175

Some men never recover from education.

—Oliver St. John Gogarty, 1954

War has silenced all laws.

—Lucan, c. 65

When the physician said to him, “You have lived to be an old man,” he said, “That is because I never employed you as my physician.”

—Pausanias, c. 450 BC

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated has not the art of getting drunk.

—Samuel Johnson, 1779

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.

—Herman Melville, 1851

Even a paranoid can have enemies.

—Henry Kissinger, 1977