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As the family goes, so goes the nation and so goes the whole world in which we live.

—Pope John Paul II, 1986

By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class.

—Anne Morrow Lindbergh, 1955

As bad a dresser as I am, anything beats being judged by my character.

—David Sedaris, 1997

I went [to war] because I couldn’t help it. I didn’t want the glory or the pay; I wanted the right thing done.

—Louisa May Alcott, 1863

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

—Mae West

I even gave up, for a while, stopping by the window of the room to look out at the lights and deep, illuminated streets. That’s a form of dying, that losing contact with the city like that.

—Philip K. Dick, 1972

Every man has a lurking wish to appear considerable in his native place.

—Samuel Johnson, 1771

Show me someone who never gossips, and I’ll show you someone who isn’t interested in people.

—Barbara Walters, 1975

Gossip is the opiate of the oppressed.

—Erica Jong, 1973

I do not mean to call an elephant a vulgar animal, but if you think about him carefully, you will find that his nonvulgarity consists in such gentleness as is possible to elephantine nature—not in his insensitive hide, nor in his clumsy foot, but in the way he will lift his foot if a child lies in his way; and in his sensitive trunk, and still more sensitive mind, and capability of pique on points of honor.

—John Ruskin, 1860

Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one’s arms around a side of beef.

—Tom Stoppard, 1993

Greeting cards routinely tell us everybody deserves love. No. Everybody deserves clean water.

—Zadie Smith, 2000

There is nothing worse for mortals than a wandering life.

—Homer, c. 750 BC