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The bathing was so delightful this morning, and Molly so pressing with me to enjoy myself, that I believe I stayed in rather too long, as since the middle of the day I have felt unreasonably tired. I shall be more careful another time, and shall not bathe tomorrow as I had before intended.

—Jane Austen, 1804

Be temperate in wine, in eating, girls, and sloth, or the Gout will seize you.

—Benjamin Franklin, 1734

Being offended is the natural consequence of leaving one’s home.

—Fran Lebowitz, 1981

You may drive out nature with a pitchfork, yet she’ll be constantly running back.

—Horace, 20 BC

Until you’ve lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or what freedom really is.

—Margaret Mitchell, 1936

Slang is as old as speech and the congregating together of people in cities. It is the result of crowding and excitement and artificial life.

—John Camden Hotten, 1859

Too often, where we need water we find guns.

—Ban Ki-moon, 2008

Guard more faithfully the secret which is confided to you than the money which is entrusted to your care.

—Isocrates, c. 370 BC

In my dreams I sleep with everybody.

—Anaïs Nin, 1933

Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.

—Anatole France, 1881

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

—The Bible

The fear of war is worse than war itself.

—Seneca, c. 50

The traveler with nothing on him sings in the robber’s face.

—Juvenal, c. 125