I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
—Mitch Hedberg, 1999
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Every man has a lurking wish to appear considerable in his native place.
—Samuel Johnson, 1771Idolatry is the mother of all games.
—Novatian, c. 255The gratitude is greater than the gift.
—Pierre Corneille, 1641Cities are the abyss of the human species.
—Jean-Jacques Rousseau, 1762Credulity forges more miracles than trickery could invent.
—Joseph Joubert, 1811And what will history say of me a thousand years hence?
—Marcus Tullius Cicero, 59 BCDoing research on the web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly.
—Roger Ebert, 1998Art is our chief means of breaking bread with the dead.
—W.H. Auden, c. 1940A private sin is not so prejudicial in this world as a public indecency.
—Miguel de Cervantes, 1615Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do.
—Rudy Giuliani, 1999I won’t be happy till I’m as famous as God.
—Madonna, c. 1985Animals hear about death for the first time when they die.
—Arthur Schopenhauer, 1819